Do you know those 'elephant' jokes? You know, like, how many elephants can you fit into a Mini? Two in the front, two in the back! How do you know there are elephants in your house? There's an empty Mini parked outside! How do you know there are elephants in your fridge? Footprints in the… Continue reading Elephants or Danish kids in your house?
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Tee Hee Friday – Danes at work!
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling completely shattered today, Friday. Not sure whether it's the after effects of the kids being back-at-school. Or more likely the change in temperatures - it was positively wintry this morning as I biked down to the beach for my swim this morning, eek! Don't tell my DDH… Continue reading Tee Hee Friday – Danes at work!
See you on the other side!
As you'll have seen from my recent posts, my kids are on their summer break from school (six whole weeks, woop, woop!) and the weather in Denmark is fan-flippin-fantastic (upwards of 25 degrees and sunny most days). Which means that it's time for me to clear off my blog desk and take a (well deserved) break! So you'll… Continue reading See you on the other side!
All the kids…eat horsemeat!
Ha – the Danes and their fantastic sense of humour! If you have kids at school in Denmark, then you’re bound to have heard the “Alle børnene” jokes – a mix of dark humour and rhyming, which started back in the 1980s.All the kids biked to school, apart from Fred - he was dead! Here’s… Continue reading All the kids…eat horsemeat!
Tee-hee Tuesday! Banana, anyone?
When we were walking to school last week, DD8 said she had a good joke for me. She started telling it and - lo and behold - it was one I told her last year (one my big brother told me). I'd forgotten all about it and it made me laugh out loud at the ungodly hour of… Continue reading Tee-hee Tuesday! Banana, anyone?