Do you know those ‘elephant’ jokes? You know, like, how many elephants can you fit into a Mini? Two in the front, two in the back! How do you know there are elephants in your house? There’s an empty Mini parked outside! How do you know there are elephants in your fridge? Footprints in the butter! Boom, boom! 😛
Which got me thinking the other day. How do you know when there are Danish kids in your house? A pile of shoes or boots at the front door!
Or… You can’t get into your garden for bikes, helmets and rucksacks!
My own two (half Danish/half Scottish) little ‘uns have had a tough day today. I’m off to give them a cuddle. And tell them a few (bad) jokes.