I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling completely shattered today, Friday. Not sure whether it’s the after effects of the kids being back-at-school. Or more likely the change in temperatures – it was positively wintry this morning as I biked down to the beach for my swim this morning, eek! Don’t tell my DDH (Dear Danish Husband) but I actually switched on the heating last night…
So here’s a little joke to get the weekend going!
An Italian, a Swede and a Dane were standing in a bar. Showing off.
The Italian said, “When I put my hands around my wife’s waist, my fingers are able to touch. And that isn’t because I have large hands. But because Italian women have such tiny waists!”
The Swede, not to be outdone, said, “When my wife sits on a bar stool, her feet touch the ground. And that isn’t because we have small barstools in Stockholm. But because Swedish women have such long legs!”
The Dane was a bit stumped. He thought for a moment and said, “When I leave for work in the morning, I pat my wife on the behind. And when I come home, her bottom is still wobbling. And that’s not because Danish women have big behinds. But because we Danes have such short working hours!”
Boom, boom! And hooray for the Danish work-life balance?! 
Have a fabulous (short working) Friday and a wonderful weekend!
Diane 🙂