Tee-hee Tuesday! Knock knock!

It’s DS10’s turn to host the school dinner club tonight (2 boys and 2 girls come to play and stay for dinner). When we sit down to eat, we normally ask the kids to tell us their latest jokes. I’d share some of them with you but, unfortunately, sometimes they’re ‘lost in translation’ from Danish to English! 😉

Instead, here are some of our own family ‘classics’. Knock, knock! jokes…

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Cook.
  • Cook who?
  • Oh, I didn’t know you were a cuckoo clock!
  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Cows go.
  • Cows go who?
  • Cows don’t go ‘who’, they go ‘mooo’!
  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Boo
  • Boo who?
  • Sorry, I didn’t mean to make you cry!
  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Granny.
  • Granny who?
  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Granny.
  • Granny who?
  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Granny.
  • Granny who?
  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Aunt.
  • Aunt who?
  • Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies?

And because the kids are hooked on this particular television programme right now….

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Doctor
  • Doctor Who?

Have a terrific tee-hee Tuesday! 🙂